Signs found in our offices/homes
... and other words to live by ...
- Sign seen at Dry Cleaners (for real): Drop your pants here now... Receive prompt attention! (Marzisgal 1/29/05)
- I have an attitude and a gun which one would you prefer? (Marzisgal 12/25/04)
- Do you see the little man in my eye, jumping up and down, screaming "I care"? No? THEN GO AWAY (Marzisgal 12/24/04)
- When nothing else works... WHINE! (SCRedrangr 12/23/04)
- Obsessive? I don't know the meaning of the word! (Princessa's Creed)
- Whining turns to WINNING in Tri-Peaks!
- And your crybaby whiny opinion would be?
- Thank you for NOT being perky.
- On second thought, NO again.
- Don't question authority. THEY DON'T KNOW EITHER.
- I didn't say it was your fault. I SAID I was going to blame YOU.
- Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely.
- Do I look like a people person?
- Don't annoy the crazy person
- Get Over It.
- I don't do PERKY.
- I'm only here to annoy.
- Tough times don't last, tough people do.
- This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
- A cubicle is just a padded CELL without a DOOR.
- Can I trade this job for what's behind Door #1?
- I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted a PAYCHECK.
- How about NEVER? Is NEVER good for you?
- I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
- I'll try to be nicer IF you'll try to be smarter.
- I'm out of my mind BUT feel free to leave a message.
- No problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.
- Try a little kindness. As LITTLE as possible.
- I'm not TENSE, just terribly, terribly alert!
- It's only unethical if you get caught.
- If at first you don't succeed, TRY MANAGEMENT.
- What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
- Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
- If jackasses could fly, this place would be an airport.
- NOT A MORNING PERSON doesn't even begin to describe it.
- I got out of bed for THIS?
- 80% of success is JUST SHOWING UP.
- It's lonely at the top but you eat better.
- When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
- It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
- Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
- Some days, I just don't feel like slaying dragons.
- The BUCK doesn't even slow down here.
- Am I supposed to be impressed?
- I don't do DECAF.
- Department of Redundancy Department
- Another deadline, Another miracle.
- Sarcasm: just one more service we offer.
- Does your train of thought have a caboose?
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